Well another month has come and gone.

Here is September's top 5.

1. Magical Trevor 3 I have featured Magical Trevor in previous issues. Once again he is back with new tricks to amaze his audience and a brand new song for us to listen too. I don't like it as much as the previous ones but it's still all good.

2. The Puberty Pals An adult, comical cartoon that deals with the sexual changes that accompany you with puberty.

3. Yet Another Day Funny music video to some asian song. Done in the Japanese style, this wonderfully animated short just shows a few snippets of one woman's day with a feel good message at the end.

4. YAAFM 11: Scientology In this episode our ranter rallies against the insanity that is Scientology. If you wanted to know why joining is a bad idea, watch this.

5. Final Fantasy Day Care 5 Wow! Great animation. This is the fifth and final part of a single movie. I'm quite sure runs a good 20 minutes from part 1 to 5 total so set some time aside. IN the final episode, tensions erupt as B.M. and Fighter fight with their accomplice. However they must all pull together when the manager/demon returns early. Will they make off with the loot? Stay tuned.
- Final Fantasy Day Care 1 What do you get when you combine a heist and Final Fantasy? Complete crazyness! In the fist part Black Mage and Fighter meet and come up with a plan to get money.
- Final Fantasy Day Care 2 Fighter and Black Mage go to the weapon shop to buy some weapons
- Final Fantasy Day Care 3 Fighter and B.M. meet their accomplice and prepare to break into the Day Care to steal. They get caught and have to pretend to be workers.
- Final Fantasy Day Care 4 The trio works at taking care of the babies while the manager is away.

The rest:

1. A Wizards Tale GAME! Actually, it's more of a movie with game elements. A wizard finds out that the princess is missing so he goes to rescue her. Nicely animated, the dragon shooter at the end can be difficult though . You will have to learn the pattern that it pops up in and anticipate it to win and see the ending.

2. C.S.P. The Mexican Dance Okay, it's poorly animated, short, and kind of dumb but I laughed so what the heck. Little guy does the Mexican Hat Dance when something unexpected happens. Suffice it to say, things end badly for him.

3. Custom Hero - basic 3 GAME! The game itself is boring. You go foreword and hit enemies until they die. Very VERY basic and it gets boring. However, It has a very neat option before you start playing where you can pick different outfits and colors and even weapons for your hero and when you play the game it will have your character in the custom design you created which I thought was pretty neat.

4. Survivor Afghanistan Watch this advertisment for the most intense Survivor yet. 16 fanatical madmen will try to outwit, outlast and outpray the others to become the the truest Taliban member of all.

5. Help the Cause A little short that asks people to donate to the victims of hurricane Katrina. I found it both enjoyable to watch and effective in it's message (not enough to donate but still).

6. The Inglor Dance A funny, short musical tribute to a well known forum member on Newgrounds. I thought it was really cute.

7. It's raining men I had a good chuckle over this slightly gory animation. Some people are just waiting for the buss when the sky starts... You guessed it, RAINING MEN.

8. just2pale tribute Funny. The artist of this animation wanted to see what his character "just2pale" would look like in the different styles of other popular NG cartoonists. You should recognize most of these if you have been watching most of my previous episodes. It's kind of a tribute/parody of other works. Good stuff.

9. LL- Edd-Black This animation had me grinning and laughing throughout. It's an audio recording of a stand up comic doing a GREAT bit on why he thinks there are too many Starbuck Coffee Houses in front of a live audience. The animation that goes with is mostly static but it has JUST enough movements to enhance the audio. Need a good laugh? WATCH THIS! :D

10. Megaman's Anniversary Great animation! Mega Man celebrates his 10th Anniversary by giving a speech to all the robot masters he has defeated over the years. He's a bit boastful and arrogant during it. Heh! The words are in Japanese but there are subtitles. So if you are a fan of the game, try it out.

11. Melty McFatburgers A new restaurant has opened up and Down at the farm Chunky Chicken's discovers that he is FOOD. Worried about being killed to be eaten as a chicken burger he looks for consolation from his friends but they don't seem to care. It's a nicely done and humerous animation.

12. No Man's Land Flash Anime Wow, just wow. Beautiful animation in an Old West setting. The short is also dripping with dark atmophere that creeps into you. Even without dialogue. On to the story, the world of "No Man's Land" comes to life in this pilot episode. It acts as a side-story to the "No Man's Land" manga as John Parker, the No Man, tracks a wanted criminal with unexpected results.
- Website for the N.M.L. Series The artists that made the animation also created the graphic novel that it is based on. At their site I have found a brief rundown on the series and even a viewer to read the first few chapters of this compelling series. IF the cartoon interests you enough check it out.

13. Public Access: PMR1 A cute movie review animation played in the style of the Siskel and Ebert (or whoever that new rewiewer's name is) TV show. The twist for this is that they review a PORN movie. It's pretty amusing having them argue about the merits of the various scenes and actors.

14. Punto GGG-Real Photo A card. A call girl. What you see is what you get! Nice twist at the end.

15. Sin City Tribute as the title says it's a tribute to Sin City. The song used is "zombie" by the Cranberries. There is not a great deal of animation in this but the style of it (likely traced from the original comics and then given some slight animation) is just so visually striking that I can't tear my eyes off it when I watch. Just out and out beautiful looking.

16. Shave Tonight Very nice. It's a parody of the song "Save Tonight" by Eagle-Eye Cherry. The author rewrote the lyrics and recorded/performed the song himself. On top of that, the animation itself is actually just an animated storyboard that he created for another animator to use as a guide while creating the "real" version. Plans fell through but he touched it up a bit and added the mouths so it can be seen as-is.

17. Kanye West: Hurricane After Hurricane Katrina hit the USA, a musician and producer , Mr. Kayne West, decided that this would be the perfect time to push his own agenda and tell the American people that "President Bush does not like black people." The following cartoon is a parody of that event.

18. Stick Killing Arena 3 pt1 see below.
- Stick Killing Arena 3 pt2 This is one complete movie divided into 2 parts. Another stick-man killing cartoon. The gimmick is that it takes place in a single area that has a great many features on it (spikes, a machine gun, platforms, towerhouse...). Another quality submission for people that like plenty of fighting.

19. Stop Crying - Part 3 Next episode in this seriously moving series, which I have posted about before. Jay catches the man that tried to abduct the author. She and Jay sell sandwiches and father comes home. Still, all is going fairly well until...

20. Texas Chain Saw President Recently, while visiting Washington DC, the author took a tour of the White House. He left the safety of his tour group to use the little boys room and promptly got lost. What I stumbled upon both shocked and horrified me. Bush and Cheney in a brutal and bloody battle. The Texas Chain Saw President is as close to what I actually saw as I can recall. Very silly and I love the bright pastel cartoony look this has.

21. The Fuhrer's Face Great little musical cartoon lampooning Nazism. The song, "Der Fuehrer's Face" is by Spike Jones and is from a walt disney nazi mockery titled "Donald Duck in Nutzi Land" and was created as a a propaganda piece against Germany during WWII.

22. The Little Buzzers Ep 1 An adorible G-rated series about a trio of cute beings that maked beeping noises. Ii this episode the first two buzzers meet Greevil.
- Series/ The Little Buzzers Great series. Check out all the episodes here.

23. The Sleep Sheep Wonderfully soothing and feel good bedtime story about the sheep you count when you go to sleep and the one member that didn't quite fit in.

24. Unmentionable Auction It's... FOAMY! Foamy sells Germaine's clothes to raise money for his cult
- Tech SUpport II Foamy talks 24/7 Tech Support.... In India. Poor guy, pity the rough treatment people suffer in a land where unions are almost nonexistent.

25. Detective Hearst Case 01 Another interesting submission from the folks from Lifepoint1. It's a game where a death has occurred. All the clues are there and there's only one murderer. If you enjoy a good mystery give it a try.

26. Every Sperm is Sacred This clip was inspired by the wonderful song "every sperm is sacred", performed by the monty pythons in the movie "the meaning of life". The animation is entirely appropriate and fits will with the lyrics. Perhaps a little TOO appropriate. There sure are a lot of penises and sperm in this. Heh.

27. A Confession The artist that created this flash is a teen that has decided to confess her crush for a boy she likes in the most public manner possible. Very sweet and from the heart. 2009self: blammed due to the relationship not working out. I have fond memories of this flash though so I shall keep this as a reminder of it. She was very brave to do such a bold thing

28. AOL Advert Short but gave me a some good giggles. It takes an advertisement for AOL and does a parody.

29. The Agent Ep.1 First of a possible series. It's an interestingly stylized short in a world where capitalism runs amuck without care of how it treats the workers. "Evil" forces are at work to create unions that would cost the businesses money (by allowing workers days off, wage increases and job safety). However, THE AGENT is on the case.

30. Drawing Contest #1 A totally unique series. Two contestants draw different pictures according to what the game host says. I think it is really cool. In this episode it's the Pro vs the Noob (or amateur). I love watching different pictures just come to life on each taking about 10 seconds or so.
- Drawing Contest #2 This time it's the Noob vs the Cutie.
- Drawing Contest #3 : FFA The Pro vs the Cutie vs the Noob.
- Drawing Contest #4 : Rage The Pro vs the Strange.

And now to find some older submissions that I have enjoyed in the past. Hmmm... This time I think I will do another collection. This time on the various Matrix movie parodies out there. Enjoy!

Collections / The Matrix

1. Super Mario Reloaded This is an exact replica of the first Neo/Agent Smith fight in "The Matrix: Reloaded" only using Super Mario sprites. I loved this scene in the movie and I love watching it here.

2. Blue or red pill?? This is a parody short of the famous "Blue or Red Pill" scene in the first matrix. I think how this cartoon went down is much more plausible then what happened in the movie. Poor Neo...

3. CC - The Portal First part of a full lenght short parody of the entire Matrix movie, as performed by the Clock Crew.

4. The Matrix Has You. A series of different short collaberations that parody different scenes form the Matrix movies.
- The Matrix Still Has You The follow up to the first. It features more of the same.
- The Matrix Downloaded Not a sequel in the technical sense but the same idea as the first two.

5. Secret Agent (Matrix) Music video with a Matrix feel set to the song "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers. Anyway, a stupid secret agent will "save" a girl, and will fight with the bad guys. But something is wrong...

And that's it for September 2005. Hope you found some flashes that you enjoyed.

Till next time,
Toma O'Two Tatel

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